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i’ve been laughing at this gif for five minutes straight, hELPSFDKJGSDF
hey guys !! i’m kat, 21 yo struggling uni student from east coast canada who’s whipped for fromis, boa and brockhampton and currently ignoring finals prep in favour of typing my soon-to-be bland and long-winded intro ! sjfkgdf so i’m gonna get to the point as quickly as possible and present my messy sagi baby, zoe who’s kinda just. cracked tbh. you can check out her ( slightly unfinished ) stats HERE, and like this or im me if you’d like to plot !
EDIT: btw, my d*scord's EXO'S BITCH#2030 if anyone wants to hmu over there !
< park jiwon, cis female, she/her, twenty-one > welcome to the witching community of chicago, ZOE RYU ! you’re a HEDGE WITCH right ? some of the locals around here have described you as being RESTLESS and CANDID, but others have said you’re PERCEPTIVE and VERSATILE. i guess i’ll have to see for myself. now, being a hedge witch, i hear you excel at DREAM MANIPULATION. the chicago witching community prides itself on having skilled witches so make sure to keep practicing !  < kat, 21, nt >
so i still haven’t figured out the full backstory with her but i’ll edit this a little later when i have my wits about me sjglfgd
that aside, zoe grew up with her parents in a suburb of halifax, canada and it was a fairly simple life they had — papa ryu's a hedge witch and is just living a chill life as a cop.. just handling a lot of petty crimes and traffic violations bc i’m p sure halifax is about the same criminally as my own province dklgsg
and her mom’s a green witch who’s like, the closest thing to a hippie that you can get given she’s got a policeman for a husband sgkdfjsgfdkl anyways she did her own Thing by running her family’s little garden centre uptown before delving into a venture with a uh, microbrewery 
that whole set up sounds Dumb but. one of her parents has to be cracked like zoe in some ways and it clearly won’t be her dad so ! moving on !
sdfhjhgsh so zoe was a middle child with an older brother and twin smols of opposite sexes, and the only one of the four to end up becoming a hedge witch, or showing signs of becoming one i should say, like her dad ! she was always an imaginative and creative kid — something her mom especially let her expand upon — and a little wise beyond her years
she often had vivid dreams and, in her soon-to-be proven crackhead fashion, would tell them in a dramatic, outlandish way
the bitch was born to be a Loud theatre kid. anyways DKSFGJDSGFK
her dad saw this and other little things as a sign that she might just become a hedge witch like him and was Hyped, so like any proud parent he.......... kinda projected buT with good intentions
ig ?? idk but yeah, a hedge witch she would become sdglkgdk
she did delve into her powers and was interested in being a Good little witch, but she likely didn’t make it her top priority if the rest of this intro will be anything to go by 
her school life was p ordinary, she was extroverted and enthusiastic but so fucking Annoying all the same
performed decently but def excelled in language arts/english. not just saying that bc Me but —
joined the drama club in high school and was a little thespian until she graduated and headed off to uni at acadia for an arts degree !
but after a couple of years, and despite the friends she had there, she took a step back. def the type of person to wanna escape and explore, and her studying so close to home limited her ability to do that
so she moved to chicago like, a couple of months before tr*mp became president-elect bc she would’ve cancelled everything, demanded her deposit back, had she arrived after that SKLDFGSDGFL
her brother had been a little more focused on his abilities than she had been at the time, and had visited a couple of larger witching communities to idk, see what they were like ?? since theirs was quite small in comparison; and he told her about them only for her to decide to check one of them out for a bit
and she picked chicago bc....... tbh she only really picked chicago on a whim, and her weird love for that one episode of victorious with trina doing her one woman show might’ve played the smallest role in it all KDSGJKDSGF
so she’s been here for a couple of years now and had started her studies again a couple of months back at a uni near her little apartment ( haven’t checked out possible places to add to her stats just to have a uni Set, so i’ll do that later gdklsdg )
and that’s really it for her bg !
PERSONALITY, SPECIALTY BG AND OTHER SHIT
so she needs action or something of interest in her life to keep her Up, but the feeling can fade quickly
like i said, she left her province — and country — to experience more, both in her abilities and in general; and while the latter is a little defunct given her time here already, whatever else comes with it tends to keep her from wanting to run off to the next enthralling adventure as soon as she possibly can
she also can’t sit still for v long if we wanna keep this short and show less Grand ideas sgdklfg
given her partially goofy ass, it’s hard to fathom her as being a blunt, serious or even snide person, but she can be given the situation or..... perhaps it’s just how she is in the moment sdjgsfdg
zoe does, however, show her blunt side in a more quick-witted, casual way than serious so it’s unlikely that you’ll see her act up, and uncommon but definitely not rare to see her be mature and handle shit accordingly
idk if that made sense but we’re gonna keep going for now sdgkjgdf
she’s a solid, loyal person, but she’s also quite observant and wise — well, wise when she wants to be anyways
and she’s definitely NOT a mary sue, but she is, as i said in her app, versatile
she’s adaptive in certain settings and situations, she doesn’t limit herself in what she can and can’t do and is a semi-functional multitasker DGKHJDF
the second thing prob has something to do with her ( over ) confidence but anyways
uhhhhh last but not least, she’s a Crackhead.
SFJGDDFSG
she’s a living, breathing level 4 shitposter and my patience is definitely gonna wear thin with this brat, i sweaR
tho at the end of the day, she’s chill despite it. by some miracle at least
when it comes to dream manipulation, she’s always found it to be cool
and one thing that makes it rewarding and interesting is how it would help her little sister with nightmares when she started becoming proficient at the actual manipulation aspect of it
bc who wouldn’t use a power to help a distressed kid :(
eventually it’s escalated to her just chilling with her mom in her dreamland bc phone and skype calls are boring af and not enough for them to be dumb bitches together sdgfklsgfdj
and to just fuck around with her neighbours and what not. in a good way
........ for the most part, the witch can’t guarantee that the rude girl down the hall won’t see her long-time crush run off with zoe out of subtle revenge for knowingly closing the elevator door in her face when she had her arms full of grocerieS —
and while it is.. p invasive, it also fuels her creativity by using some elements as inspiration for her writing 
it’s an ethical dilemma that she wrestles with, rest assured folks
what else, what else.............
she’s good with her family if i didn’t imply it enough
she’s bi but..... girls disappoint her far less than guys so she has a Preference DJFGSKGDKF
likes to act like she isn’t a massive party girl but, she’s a massive party girl
how else will she release her pent-up energy ?? sgkjhgsdj
loves garlic fingers, but bc america’s behind on shit from what ik, she’s as disappointed as i am that she has no access to them
spits.
honestly, she’s just v atlantic canadian when it comes to food, her fondness for fog and the ocean and neither are Really a thing in this part of the states so she’s struggliNG still
uh, feels like the only one who’s following a more...... human life path, one not as connected to magic as other witches she’s met, and feels a tad embarrassed bc of it, but it’s what she feels most comfortable with
loves horror movies and halloween, is That bitch who laughs at the former and goes all out with the latter
thinks virginia woolf is a legend and is Right in doing so SGKDJFGD
idk what else to add so let’s end it here !
forgot to mention that i don’t have her plots page finished, so i’ll link it when i do !
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